Bacterio (2026)

Ever wanted to buy bacteria, watch them grow, peek into their simple little "brains", cull the weak encourage successful genetics and mutations via evolution in your little petri dish culture?

No?

Well too bad. Now you can!

This is Bacterio, a project made by two people! Me (Chillcraft) and SnapplesGD!

We worked very hard to make this project come together, and we'd love for you to play our simple neural net game (yes there really is a simple neural network in each bacteria) 

It was made in just about one to two weeks, so the crunch was REAL. The scope had been cut significantly due to time crunch, so you just get a little fascinating sandbox-y game!

Known bugs.

Brain and Shop buttons may not work on some devices. We do not know why, and we do not know how, but sometimes some devices or monitor or SOMETHING just refuse to allow the click events to fire with JUST those two buttons. We do not know why. I think it's a ghost.